Rich and Tina just got married yesterday
What can you say
And everybody that they knew
Filled the church to see them do what they said
After a honeymoon in Greece
They moved into her parents' apartment
To save some bucks
Had Rich known that he'd become a handyman overnight
He might've thought twice
Rich, you gotta fix that door
There's a Phillips-head screwdriver in that drawer
And while you're at it, sweep the floor
You ain't single anymore
You ain't single anymore
Rich and Tina got married 'bout a year ago today
What can you say
He's working hard, kicking ass, and on Sundays mows the grass
Man, it grows so fast
Sometimes when it rains
Something inside him don't feel the same
Forgot to weatherproof again
Rich, you gotta fix that door
There's a Phillips-head screwdriver in that drawer
And while you're at it, sweep the floor
You ain't single anymore
You ain't single anymore
You ain't single anymore
Rich and Tina's anniversary is today
What can you say
And everybody that they knew
Said I still remember the day you two got married
And all alone, late at night
Tina says as she holds Rich tight...
I love you forever
Rich, forget about that door
You don't have to do that anymore
We'll throw a rug down on the floor
You ain't young anymore
Hey Rich, you've gotta fix that door
There's a Phillips-head screwdriver in that drawer
And while you're at it, sweep the floor
You ain't young anymore
You ain't young anymore
You ain't single anymore
You ain't single anymore
You ain't young anymore
You ain't young anymore